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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Bad News for All of You Easter Fans

*sigh* I hate to have to be the one to break it to you all of you little guys'n'gals...


The Easter Bunny and David in
hoppier... that is,
happier times...

But...

Easter is canceled. (News at eleven.)


So sorry.

Thanks for your time.

16 comments:

Jayne said...

Ha. Where did the peado man in a bunny suit have his other hand though?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

This is worse than Cake dying!

Non-bunny-believer said...

It won't ruin my Easter...Jesus brings me my candy and eggs!

David'Z RantZ said...

Jayne: Take a very close look, naughty girl! It's on my left shoulder. Sorry to disappoint.

IANO: She what?!? But... but... you said... !

subtorp585 said...

Looks like Elmer finally got that wascally wabbit!

Jayne said...

No, that hand on your shoulder is a fake hand. His real hand was elsewhere.

David'Z RantZ said...

Ah, yes, the old "fake hand on your shoulder" trick! No wonder I was walking funny until fifth grade...

Lois Lane said...

At least we have something to cook up for Sunday dinner now!

Redbeard76 said...

Aww you burst my bubble.
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Not really.

subtorp585 said...

OOOHH! Wabbit stew! Dinner at Wois' house!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie! I turn my back for one cotton-pickin' second to swab up dog vomit and you assassinate the Easter Bunny? Okay. You better be willing to put on a bunny suit and disperse the candy, mister. I'll take a cadbury egg straight up and a peeps chaser--don't be stingy with the green plastic grass.

David'Z RantZ said...

Whoa, Nellie! Don't shoot the messenger, there, Spackle! I'm just doing my job, informing the world of what it needs to know! And besides, it's not nice to call someone an assassin, especially cuz the word "ass" is in there twice.

And as far as dressing up for you... Well, maybe when I know you a little better. But you can have all my chocolate, as well as all the green plastic grass I can smoke... I mean, find.

Sparkle Plenty said...

I'm lapin up the humor like everybody else. All I'm sayin' is that offin' the Easter Bunny is a harey business. The circumstances should be eggsamined.

David'Z RantZ said...

My sentiments eggsactly, Sparkle! I was a basket case when I first heard about this. I don't cotton to this type of thing at all, so I'm going to have every P.I. on the Eastern coast tail all suspects until they find out who did it! Somebunny must know something!

Hop to it, guys!

subtorp585 said...

David: I've learned that police have interviewed a possible witness to the "rabbicide". A certain Cadbury B. swears he saw a kid wielding a hammer, hiding in the bushes along the bunny trail. He further stated that the kid was mumbling something about "wanting an Easter yegg", or something to that effect.

One Mr. E. Fudd was also brought in for questioning but professes his innocence. Mr. Fudd is now accusing police of hare-rassment and rabbit profiling. His past role in the infamous "food colouring" incident is also being called into question. However, police had no hard-boiled evidence, to hold him.

When questioned, Chief of the hen-house, er, police, Capt. Leghorn, stated that "every lead will be eggsausted, until the culprit, I say culprit, is found."

Keair Snyder said...

Hahaha That made me laugh a little.

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