This blog is officially "retired," but my other blog,
"The Lair of the Silver Fox," is still open for business!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

It Gets Me Every Time

I'm always surprised that, whenever I open a can of "Evaporated Milk"...

It's not empty.

Thanks for your time.

11 comments:

  1. David,
    You should write a blog about Evaporated Milk! That would be funny, right?

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  2. That's right! Let's sue! They promise that it's evaporated. Yet, there it remains--lookin' off-color and a little worse for wear from its ordeal.

    Note: Your last post was great, but somebody used the comment I was gonna leave. (And, I'm LOOKIN' at COUSIN SAUL when I say this. Serve me right for bein' the last one to the table/rotten egg.)

    So good to have you back!

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  3. OH Man I freaking loved that I almost fell out of myseat!

    I heart corny jokes!

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  4. I bet if you open the can and then leave it somewhere for a few weeks, eventually the label will match the contents.

    ...

    Or maybe be greenish-blue. And fuzzy.

    Uhh, never mind.

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  5. I've already started on the promotions and labels...we'll be millionaires by morning!

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  6. You should write your next post about that.

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  7. I'm going to write a blog about this blog.

    I'm a genius! Again!

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  8. Hahahahahaha Wow!

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