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Sunday, January 11, 2009

The Best Thing About Being White (Updated Slightly)

You wanna know what I love about being a Caucasian?

It's that there are so damned many of us in the world, no one man (or woman) really dares to try to speak for all of us. Nobody famous, that is. And nobody with any credibility.

We don't have a Spike Lee, or an Al Sharpton, or a Jesse Jackson, or a Bill Cosby saying that this is how white people should act, or that this is how white people should talk...

I don't even have a current news item to illustrate my point with, this time. But it's true, nonetheless.

Just sayin'.

Thanks for your time... honkies.


Ishat's Fire and Ice said...

I have heard a lot of racist people try to talk for all the honkies of the world.

We just don't give them too much credit and tell them to "shut the hell up and sit down!"

Hitler was the biggest "Shut up and sit down!" I can remember.

Unfortuantly some do give them the time of day.

There is a greater social explaination. But it wasn't half as much fun to write.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I thought I spoke for all White People?

David'Z RantZ said...

IANO: Not since the election... honky.

Ishat: I hate to get serious about such a frivolous post, but none of the white supremacists have any real credibility with the masses. (Masses, not massahs!) The four men I mentioned in my article are much more likely to be listened to, because they each have the credibility I mentioned, to some extent.

And Hitler? I think he was trying less to speak for us as he was to think and act for us, more's the pity.

Sparkle Plenty said...

On behalf of all of my green brothers and sisters, I want to say that you have a very good point.

For a honky.

David'Z RantZ said...

Are your spokespersons Kermit and the green lady from Star Trek?

Betty White said...

I think I can speak for all of you...

Ishat's Fire and Ice said...

I was being silly with the "Sit down and shut the hell up"

Usually speak and act for , as for a whities go, HA HA, seem to be the same thing. KKK, skinheads, Hitler. They just don't get it.

Hey, I want in on this green thing!

Should I speak for all red heads? YES!


We all lust after David Tennant. We all like infrastructure! We all know Lucy Ball was just pretending!

Red hairs, gingers of the world unit! Take back your rightful place of the most passionate of woman. It is said Jesus himself was a Ginger!

All be praised the Ginger son of God!

For we and only WE are made in his image!

Here have a brownie. I am just teasing after all.

David'Z RantZ said...

Sounds like somebody's had a few too many brownies already!

I haven't had any really good brownies since I was in Cub Scouts. *ahem*

Redbeard76 said...

Yeah we don't really have a spokesperson I'd have to agree. We will need one once we become the minority in this country in a few short years. No I'm not suggesting Klansmen or Skinheads... but yeah we're all a bunch of crazy white people going in about a million different directions...

I nominate David! You can speak for all of us!

David'Z RantZ said...

Only if the pay's a lot better than blogging!

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